Every time this guy pops up in the news, i groan. Really, he found precious time to crawl out of his cave and scream death to America. God, his marriage must suck. Ayman Al Zawahiri has made a career out hailing death over the evil West. At first he is scary. Who wouldn't be spooked at a beard like that? Ohh now this guy really has our attention. Guess what, he crawled out of the cave again. This time he made sure that he cleared up some misunderstanding. First of all, he and his cronies have not been spending all their time running from cave to cave in the rocky Pakistani desert. No, he is Al Zawahiri, biatch. He's much better than that. While he was on camel back escaping bombs and shit he found time to plan some deviuos shit aginst the U.S. and you know when this guy speaks we can take his word for hard truth. So, he read our minds and answers that question that had been giving us sleepless nights. What happened to the plot to release posio n gas in New York? oh this one had been giving the CIA sleeples offal night. so he came to the light just to clear that up. he and his men are planning something better. W-fucking-MDs. Oh snap. Do those exist anymore. i kinda thought they went the Saddam way. So Al, eff off. Next time you wanna announce death, just send us all a letter. You know we read those. And make sure they are handwritten (for sentimental value). And then surpise us. but while you are at it make sure none of your men are getting good severance packages. because nothing spells domm fater than disgruntled workers. they'll turn to moles fatser than you take a shit. you know the CIA love people who sing. Really they do.
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