1/25/2010

THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY...


I hate to think that there are people out there benefiting from the dire situation that is Haiti. But this is the real world and whenever there is tragedy there is oppotuinty. I know thinking along these lines may be considered being shitty given thestate of affairs in Haiti. i try to keep my thoughts on positive tangent that willl harm none. But while watching the telethon on Friday it was hard to ignore these thoughts. Most people have a decent side. This is the side that will catch the next plane to Haiti and lift some rubble to rescue life. I love this side. But...come on, the world is not perfect and there is bound to be acts that would want to benefit from this. Sure your career is in shambles, sure you have a sex tape that is generating zero heat, sure you dated a class A asshole just keep up tabloid appearances, but something like this must be godsend right? Immedaiately this went down and the number of dead confirmed you got a phone call from your publicist and her exprexss instructions were - 'Get your ass to Haiti fast' And you did. But you were confused. What would this for your career? You called your publicist and she said every single media outlet would be covering this. This was the ultimate photo-op. And you grabbed it. Modest clothes. A forlon face. A twitter account that spoke volumes of your  big heart. You even whipped out your check book and gave to the cause and made sure someone covere it in some form. Meanwhile your mind is in turmoil. What kind of person are you? You are taking advantage of devastated people for your own selfish whims. Your mother taught you better right? Wrong this Hollywood. You either get with the program or die a slow career death. Who wants to spend their lives doing indie films and bad television. You are much better than that. So goes the tale of the star that took full advantage of a tragedy and spun it into career revival. Hooray to sadistic and selfish pricks.....!

No comments:

Post a Comment