IT'S JERSEY SHORE, BITCH!

Its hard to imagine that a show this vain has managed to cause such stir among viewers  and critics alike. Jersey Shore has managed to confirm what many people feared - Italians are normal-crazy people just like we thought they were. May be the fake tans might be pushing the envelope a little too much but who's counting. Lets admit it, we love these kids. And that's why we tune in every single week just to see what shenanignas and 'situations' they will be up to. Let me say the first time i watched the show i thought well the guys are obvouisly juicers and the girls are overweight and a little bit over made up. Plus short. But i managed to get past those flaws. Think of it as marriage. After fourish years who gives a fuck, right? The drama, oh the drama. how did i we live before Jersey Shore came to existence? We were just a bunch of Law and Order watching freaks that's what we were. My favorite moment the great and infamous Snookie Sucker Punch. As with all great sucker punches she did not see that one  coming. But we did. Snokkie if you are going to talk to shit to a man who is twice height and all muscle just make sure Paulie D is standing right in front of you because if not you are just asking for a beating. And that she got! And geuss what the almighty MTV did, they aired that same scene as a promo for the upcoming episode. They later pulled the clip off the promo and decide not to air it. But in all fairness they have bottom lines to look out for. And that Porsche isn't going to pay for itself. So i come to the conclusion that these fist pumping bunch of freeloaders has scarred the  the sacred image of Italians americans for ever. Well until this generation of tv viewers becomes senile. Just so we are clear Jersey Shore is my fave show on tv. I think 'The Situation' is mad interesting to watch. Don't get me started on guido and guidettes. We will talk about that later.